The masculine and feminine and they know incotrarsi clash in mysterious ways. In the following passage, the result of my banal rumination, an imaginary boy named Emanuel talks about the second foreign language in high school he has chosen.
" Me and my girl we love to do a dance. Every now call home a couple of friends and then ... you know how it goes: my mother at once haughty and shouts:" Stop with those hooves! You're making a mess! You'll see the nearby salt! ( but if salt is because she wants to do a dance as well ).
So me and my girlfriend likes to move to the rhythm and for this reason, among all the options available to us, we chose English, although for different reasons. My girlfriend prefers English because my language is very close ( and thus is more easily ), simply because I really like. I want to learn English well, and for this I promise a lot, but my girlfriend says it does not matter if we put effort or not, then I get a pacifier. What a disgrace! He put the leash as if I were his dog! Ah women! The thing that she complains that most of my English is that when we get the S . spit ... is stronger than me: I try to restrain myself, but in the end something always squirts in the face to those who are in front and the ugly is that it is still my girlfriend, but it may well be our teacher or any of my classmates with whom I practice. I wonder how will the English real ... My professor gave me comfort me every day the pat ... maybe worse. I apply it, everyone knows that, indeed, now in high school they call me a bookworm "or" thrush "because I was hunched up myself as Leopardi. According to a very good friend of mine ( learned using the language abroad ) the secret lies in swallowing. "If you drink it down then definitely do not spit " he says. It seemed easy! After less than five minutes I have a mouth full! I look like an ox! In fact, when I use the English look a bit 'I have it right by ox. In Internet my girlfriend has found a way to overcome the problem: it seems that before you start drinking a little is enough 'from the inside of the coconut. Mah! She is the darling benesissimo because she likes to be crazy, but I do not like ... I certainly do not sucks ( from time to time, with the excuse that is good, my father gives me strength! ), but I have other tastes. I searched the Internet and I found myself in another way: instead of drinking from the coconut, I drink from the comb ... I rely on bees and honey, in fact. Returning to the difficulties of English, one thing that I would never even suspect that it seemed absurd that it was necessary diaphragm. It seemed impossible that English requires all these precautions. Then, on reflection, I realized that as far as practicable can do a minimum of technique is always needed because something could always run away from his hand. Then the diaphragm did not seem much more weird: English is not just a question of your chest. Should send down from the mouth and then hold in the stomach and then send her out of his nose, as I like my teacher. Basically all that is around is strictly marginal importance: what counts is what he gets an oral test. There just does not matter what you have learned: there is in front of a large envelope and anxiously waiting as it passes from hand to hand. There are bows, hats, and was prepared for everything because you need to know to pass the oral swallow. And I want to do it at all costs, because the English will help me in life and work. Many South Americans beat Italy in the road and it's time for us to do the same. You can make lots of money with open terms to be met. Sure, I'll miss the winter whiteness on my roof and the mountain of my childhood, but I want my girlfriend and I want to give her a future, so I will give myself. And when I come back from her, from my
dancer, and I'll see her mambo button will cry: " me the horn! . His mambo has always played my tango, but not least I feel good: his salsa me drink it! As I said earlier, I will not defeat. English is the stuff of men! The women are trying, do exercises on exercises, operations ... useless. It 's a fact of nature: the English will always be a man than a woman ".
We have now replaced with Emanuela Emanuele and passed around the track for women.
" I adore my boyfriend and do four jumps. Every now and then to call home a couple of friends and then ... you know how it goes: My father at once haughty and shouts: "Stop with those hoes! You're making a mess! You'll see the nearby salt! ( but if salt is because he too wants to do a dance ).
mean to me and my ragazzo piace muoverle a ritmo e anche per questo, fra tutte le opzioni a nostra disposizione, abbiamo scelto la spagnola, sebbene per ragioni diverse. Il mio ragazzo preferisce la spagnola perché la mia lingua si avvicina molto ( e quindi gli viene più facilmente ), io semplicemente perché mi piace molto. Voglio imparare bene la spagnola e per questo mi impegno molto, ma il mio ragazzo dice che non importa se ci metto impegno o meno, tanto sono una ciuccia. Che disgraziato! Mi ha messo il guinzaglio come fossi la sua cagna! Ah gli uomini! La cosa che lui rimprovera maggiormente alla mia spagnola è che quando arriva lo S . sputo... è più forte di me: cerco di trattenermi, ma qualcosa alla fine schizza sempre in faccia a chi mi sta difronte e il brutto è che non è sempre il mio ragazzo, ma può essere pure il nostro professore o uno qualsiasi dei miei compagni di classe con i quali mi esercito. Chissà come faranno le spagnole vere... Il mio professore mi consola ogni giorno dandomi il pacco... magari bastasse. Io mi applico, questo lo sanno tutti, anzi, ormai al liceo mi chiamano " topa di biblioteca " o " passera solitaria " perchè mi incurvo su me stessa come faceva Leopardi. Secondo una mia amica molto brava ( ha imparato usando la lingua all'estero ) il segreto sta nell'ingoiare. " Se mandi giù sicuramente poi non sputi " mi dice. Le pare facile! Dopo nemmeno cinque minuti ho già la bocca piena! Sembro una vacca! Anzi, quando uso la spagnola lo sguardo un po' da vacca ce l'ho proprio. In Internet il mio ragazzo ha trovato un sistema per superare il problema: pare che prima di iniziare basti bere un po' dall'interno della cocca. Mah! A lui va benesissimo perché la cocca gli piace da impazzire, ma io non la prediligo... certo non mi fa schifo ( di tanto in tanto, con la scusa che fa bene, me la dà mia madre per forza! ), ma ho altri gusti. Ho cercato anch'io in Internet ed ho trovato un altro metodo: invece di bere dalla cocca, bevo dalla fava... mi affido alle api e al miele, insomma. Tornando alle difficoltà della spagnola, una What I never suspected, and indeed it seemed to me absurd that it was necessary diaphragm. It seemed impossible that the English ask all these precautions. Then, on reflection, I realized I can do as far as practicable, a minimum of technique is always needed because something could always run away from his hand. Then the diaphragm did not seem much more strange: the English is not just a question of your chest. Should send down from the mouth and then hold in the stomach and then send him out of his nose, as I like my teacher. Basically all that is around is strictly marginal importance: what counts is what he gets an oral test. There just does not matter what you have learned: there is in front of a big bust and anxiously waiting as it passes from hand to hand. There are bows, a chapel, and was prepared for everything because you need to know to pass the oral swallow. And I want to do it at all costs, because the English will help me in life and work. Many South American beat Italy in the road and it's time for us to do the same. You can make lots of money with the flaps open to satisfy. Sure, I'll miss the winter whiteness on my roof and the mountains of my childhood, but I want to my boyfriend and I want to give him a future, so I'll give it my all. And when I get back from him, from my dancer, and I'll see her mamba button will cry: " to me thrombo! . "His mamba has always played my thong, but not unless I feel good: the sauce me tell me that, as I said earlier, I will not to be won. The English women is the stuff! The men are trying, do exercises on exercises, operations ... useless. It 's a fact of nature: the English of a woman will always be superior to that of a man .
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